Gaga, Whiskey Guzzling and Duet with 10-Year-Old

Just too bizarre for words, but we’ll manage too squeeze out a few on the back-to-back stories on Lady Gaga on Showbiz Tonight.

First they covered Gaga and her whiskey and yogurt diet Lady Gaga revealed today that she stays so slim with a combination of whiskey, yogurt and exercise. Amid a teeny bit of speculation as to whether she should be bragging about her whiskey intake, it was noted that she was just being honest, as she had been in her 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper where she said that she smokes a lot of weed and drinks while she is creating her music. A.J. Hammer said he “respects” her for her honesty.

Then, they had a clip of the little youtube girl, Maria, when Lady Gaga called her up to tell Maria how much she loved her singing of “Born This Way.”

When Lady Gaga found out Maria would be attending her show in Toronto, she invited Maria onstage for a duet. The little girl was in awe and tears, but still able to belt out a few lines upon request.

Yes, indeed. What parent wouldn’t love to have their 10-year-old child go onstage and sing with the whiskey-guzzling, pot-smoking, practically naked, adhesive tape crosses on her lady lumps Lady Gaga?

Maybe we should ask Billy Ray Cyrus what he would do.

In the meantime, little Maria Aragon will be on the Ellen show tomorrow.