Casting Marc Antony: 50 Cent? Vin Diesel?

Angelina Jolie, according to USA Today, has the role of Cleopatra in the bag in an upcoming movie based on Stacy Schiff’s book: “Cleopatra: A Life.” And her honey, Brad Pitt is reportedly doing Marc Antony. But can they really get Brad? IMDB says Brad Pitt is busy as hell. So what if they can’t get Brad? Then who can we get to play Marc Antony? Russell Crowe? George Clooney?

How about 50 Cent to be Marc Antony? Why they always casting 50 as a drug dealer? Give the man a role he can be good in. Once he gets his muscles back, he’ll be the perfect Marc Anthony. Oh, wait, that’s J Lo’s husband. We mean MARC ANTONY.

Or How about Vin Diesel?

There’s no denying Jolie will make a fine Cleo:

But what if Jolie says it’s Brangelina in Egypt or bust? Then she won’t be in it. We were thinking maybe they could get Beyonce. She’d make a great Cleo: