Lottery Ticket Movie Quotes

Mr. Washington (Ice Cube):
“Don’t you worry ’bout that lotto ticket. If I wanted it, I’da hit you with a 4-punch combination, you’da never seen it coming.”
“Relax, son, relax. Don’t worry ’bout nothing. You just got knocked the bleep out.”
“Protect yourself at all times.”
“Read him a bedtime story!”
“Let ’em know I still got it.”

Kevin (Bow Wow):
“Is this what having money feels like? Huh? Everybody asking me for something. People I ain’t talked to in years calling my phone. I don’t want it, man. I heard this quote once: ‘Money don’t change you. It changes the people around you.’ You understand that?”

Benny (Brandon T. Jackson):
“You were supposed to get her number. Not doo-doo.”
“I’m broke, nigga! I’m broke.”
“Mr. Washington’s pretty cool for a serial killer.”

Nikki (Teairra Mari):
“What were you expecting? Some big ole ghetto burger?”
“Sorry to bust your bubble, sweetie, but a bitch has gotta get paid and this — over here, Kevin — right here is my lottery ticket. You can let yourself out.”

Stacie (Naturi Naughton):
Wow! What? Nikki! The no-class gold-digging bitch. I’m shocked.”

Rev. Taylor (Mike Epps):
“I had some Mexicans working on that chimley. I got 4 of them over at the Home Depot. They jumped in the van like they was gonna do the right thing. End up putting masking tape all on top of the chimley.”

Grandma (Loretta Devine):
“I don’t see nothing in the Bible about no helicopter.”
“Hey Mr. Washington … how you doing?”

Sweet Tee (Keith David):
“Are you refusing my friendship?”
(if someone owed him money and couldn’t pay him back)
“I’d probably saw his legs off at the kneecaps and then grind ‘em into hamburger meat and then I’d feed ‘em to my 200 lb. bull mastiffs. Then I would force that guy to watch them it eat. That’s pretty gnarly shit, ain’t it. Yeah, that’s dastardly.”

Lorenzo (Gbenga Akinnagbe):
“Look, I ain’t go no beef with you. This between me and him, but you do need to know that he’s gonna get his ass whipped today and I’m gonna leave with that ticket.”