Taylor Swift Surprised Face

Singer Taylor Swift is being criticized for, of all things, being too precocious and rehearsed for her age. According to Willa Paskin, Taylor poses quite a problem for trouble-seeking journalists: “Magazine profile writers do their best to get her to say one colorful, inappropriate thing: it never happens.”

But even worse, they hate Taylor’s “surprise face,” claiming that after winning over 60 awards, it has to be fake.

The good news is if it really is an act, all it will take is a little practice to replace it with a gracious smile.

Just keep the mouth closed, honey.