Supporting Cast: Ouroboros – Shameless

Here are the actors and actresses who appeared in Episode 9, Season 7 of Shameless (11-27-16): The recap of the episode is here.

I’m gonna set you and the kids up for life

Chloe Webb returned as Monica Gallagher, the Gallagher kids’ errant mother. Monica plans on making all her past sins and omissions up to her progeny before she checks out for good. She showed Frank a bunch of medical images that spelled death. So far, Frank is the only one who knows it. Monica got all the credit for getting Franny, Debbie’s baby, back from the Delgado family before Debbie got her back officially at the DCFS meeting. The real reason they were able to snatch the baby back though was because Aunt Tanya had Franny outside in a stroller. Who knows what would have happened if the baby had been in the house while Monica was on the rampage, inflicting major damage on the Delgado house with a bat. Still, the bat was instrumental in stopping Tanya from trying to prevent Debbie from running off with the stroller so maybe Moni does deserve a lot of the credit.

This baby is not the Messiah

Chiquita Fuller played the DCFS social worker. First she put a stop to the nasty bickering between the grandmothers, then she told the Delgados in no uncertain terms that it was not up to them to make the decision that Debbie was not a fit parent. She warned them that there better not be any more baby-napping or she would call the FBI and also told them they would have to take their property damage claims to civil court. Well, good luck with that. Monica is undoubtedly judgment proof and, besides, the Delgados brought it on themselves.

I was up all night googling “throuples”

Bayne Gibby played Mallory, the couples counselor who got her first experience with “throuples” from Kev, V and Svetlana. Kev’s fear was that V loved Svetlana more than him. V feared that Svetlana didn’t love either of them, kinda hitting the nail on the head there. Svetlana had no fears. At least Mallory told Kev how to pronounce “ouroboros” correctly, although he couldn’t remember it. Maybe when he goes for the tattoo?

Fiona could have offered a free wash

Jordan Kerns played Jesse, the girl who left a bad Yelp review of Wendell’s, Fiona’s laundromat, within the first 4 hours of its re-opening. It said:

“I was unfortunate enough to attend the soft open of my local Laundromat early this morning. Used to be a cool, shabby joint run by a mean old cat lady, but the current owner is apparently some clueless Southside chick. If I could give this place negative stars, I would. DO NOT SPEND MONEY HERE!!!!”

Fiona caught up with Jesse at Patsy’s Pies and gave her an in-person review:

Jesse is a condescending, entitled, privileged piece of hipster trash who thinks that she’s making the world a better place with her sh*tty opinions.

That wasn’t quite enough for Fiona who was really taking her “Monica” anger out on the kid. Fiona smeared mustard all over the front of Jesse’s shirt. That cost Fiona $20 over a bet she made with Lip, probably a lot more than the bad Yelp review since Fiona’s friends had already left multiple good reviews to counteract that one. All the same, we think that ended Jesse’s career in giving “honest feedback” online.

Also in Episode 9
Main Cast:
William H. Macy – Frank Gallagher
Emmy Rossum – Fiona Gallagher
Jeremy Allen White – Lip Gallagher
Cameron Monaghan – Ian Gallagher
Emma Kenney – Debbie Gallagher
Ethan Cutkowsky – Carl Gallagher
Brenden and Brandon Sims – Liam Gallagher

Series Regulars:
Steve Howie – Kevin Ball
Shanola Hampton – Veronica Fisher
Isidora Goreshter – Svetlana
Michael Patrick McGill – Tommy

Patsy’s Pies People:
Ruby Modine – Sierra
Andrea Ellsworth – Didi
Suteara Vaughn – Ariel

More Guest and Co-Stars:
June Squibb – Etta
Elliot Fletcher – Trevor
Alan Rosenberg – Professor Youens
Zack Pearlman – Neil
Laura Ceron – Celia Delgado
Gabrielle Walsh – Tanya
Greg Berney – Max
Chad Chambers – Cute Boy
Luis Kelly-Duarte – Delivery Guy
Keith Kupferer – Detective
London Thor – Olivia