Snooki’s Hair Totally Looks Like

a Maltese … although the Maltese has totally white hair, and Snooki’s is totally black… still, all she needs is the whiskers and hair accessories to complete the look.

We taped the Jersey Shore Season 4 Reunion and were watching it earlier when a big discussion broke out over Snooki’s supposed defensiveness over Mike the Situation’s lie to Ronnie that he hooked up with her. How do we know it’s a lie? Well, it’s pretty simple. Once they break out that ‘you wouldn’t be upset if it wasn’t true’ baloney, you just know.

Of course you are going to get upset if someone tells a lie about you unless you like being lied about. There may be some people who do like being lied about, but most people truly don’t. And, yes, you might say to yourself “well, my real friends will know it’s not true.” Then when those “real friends” start saying (like J-Woww) there are 3 sides to every story, or “I don’t know if it’s true or not,” you are going to get more upset. You are probably going to get more upset at the “real friends” than at the original liar!

So, Snooki, we’re just busting your chops a little about the Maltese hair-do but we totally understand your anger and betrayal issues.