Shear Madness Quote Round-Up: Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump:

“Now I’ve been abused over the years for my hair. I don’t think it’s so bad. I have friends that don’t have any hair.”

to La Toya Jackson: “Nice pants.”

NeNe Leakes

to Star Jones: “… Who are you? I will take you down. While the rest of these girls will look at you and be scared, I’m the girl that’s not scared of you. You pressed the last button in me, Miss Star Jones …”

to Star, pointing at Hope: “This is your puppet and I’m not.”

to Star: “Miss ‘I’m so Educated,’ how educated are you on the street?”

to Star: “Shut the bleep up. Punk ass b*tch.”

“Relax! Can’t a b*tch be late one time?”

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Star Jones

“This is not the Atlanta Housewives, and I was bound and determined to show America the difference in the way an educated black woman handles stress and the way that someone who is not educated handles stress.”

“There’s no question whatsoever. There would be no lighting, music, dancers or branding without me.”

John Rich

to Niki Taylor: “NeNe almost pulled Star’s head off and used it as a doorstop this morning!”

Hope Dworaczyk

“NeNe totally turned me off when she blew up. If you don’t have any respect for anybody who’s killing themselves 16 hours a day for you, then we don’t have no respect for you as a leader.”

La Toya Jackson

“My primary problem is Star. Star has been out to sabotage me from Day One.”

Lil Jon

“I felt like a pimp walking through Lord & Taylor. (singing) I’m a mother-bleeping pimp. Pimp, pimp, pimp, pimp.”

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Eric Trump

“When I talked to NeNe, clearly she was not backing down to Star. I think that’s very different than most of the personalities who’ve always been a little bit susceptive to Star. I think she’s really ready to wage that war. I think that is one that needs to be fought.”

Marlee Matlin

finding out that Niki Taylor is working with Team Backbone:
“I consider Niki a friend. That would be a betrayal.”