Schwarzenegger’s Household Adventures

Arnold Schwarzenegger, man of many titles — world champion body builder, superstar actor, governor of California — has just added a few less savory appellations to the list, like adulterer and liar.

The 63-year-old moron has acknowledged that he is the father of a child born to an employee on his household staff, and that is the real reason his wife Maria Shriver packed her bags and walked out.

“After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago,” Schwarzenegger told the Los Angeles Times in a statement. “I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.

“I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time,” the statement concluded. “While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not.” Well, that was unnecessary because who is going to rake his wife and children over the coals over something he did?

According to the Times, the woman worked for the family for 20 years and retired in January. She also claimed on Monday, before the Schwarzenegger statement was issued, that the man she was married to at the time was the child’s father, and not The Terminator. That may be true legally, even if it is not biologically.

Why is this all coming out now and in this way? Did someone threaten to expose Arnold so he had to go public with it first? We’re sure there will be a lot more to come on this explosive revelation. Scandalous!