Charlie Sheen Totally Looks Like

The thinner and whiter he gets, the more Charlie Sheen is starting to look like Dr. Oz:

It’s not much a compliment either. Dr. Oz kind of looks like Dracula and, think about it, it took Charlie Sheen 20 years of hard partying to come to this pass.

Here is Dr. Oz’s advice on enabling: “Enabling is a lose-lose situation. When you begin to make excuses or minimize the person’s use, it prolongs the problem. This is a way for the addicted person to continue using – getting what they want. In order for the person to realize the hazards of drug and alcohol abuse, negative consequences may have to be a part of that equation. You feel you’re protecting them, but actually, you are endangering them.”

Somebody should drag Charlie Sheen off somewhere far away from all the media who keep enabling him to make a bigger fool of himself than anybody thought possible.

Piers Morgan, after kissing Charlie Sheen’s ass for a whole hour on his own show, even went on Conan O’Brien to defend Charlie’s “right to party.”

Defense attorney, Mark Geragos, was all on Charlie’s side on Joy Behar: “That tape that you’re showing right there looks like a two year old who’s with his dad who loves his dad.” Joy did bring up that the kids didn’t seem to be bothered in the least at being carted off from the home of Charlie and “the goddesses” (Natalie Kenley and Rachel Oberlin, a.k.a porn star, Bree Olson). Any mother who has ever had to drop their 2 year old off anywhere knows a thing or two about separation anxiety. But according to Geragos, we should take anything Brooke Mueller says with a grain of salt. Well, we don’t know about that. Here’s Charlie Sheen, with a history of drug abuse, womanizing, failed marriages, abusive and wild behavior …

Maybe we should take anything Charlie Sheen and defense attorneys say with a grain of salt.

We’ve seen several guys on TV say they wish they were him, and it’s been reported that Diddy and other rappers now want to party with Charlie at “Sober Valley Ranch.” Everytime we turn the TV on, he’s on there or somebody’s discussing him. He was on TV when we went out this morning and he was on it when we got back! They were even showing previews of the show they are going to do on him tomorrow, where they will have one of those “addiction experts” that Charlie thinks are stoopid.

We’re not sure of this because of our own addiction to channel flicking, but we think it was NBC. They showed some dude (but not his name) who said:

“We’re watching him die. We’re watching him commit a slow suicide;”

“His body’s going to go into shock the next time he does 7 grams;” and

“These rants that he’s going through — these are the things that happen right before people end up dying from a drug overdose.”

And we’re like wow, you know what that means, right?

It means that all the “ghouls” in the media business who write people’s obituaries before they die just so they can be first are very busy.