Chad Johnson Won’t Sign Divorce Papers; Tattoos Evelyn’s Face on His Leg

Operating under the delusion that his marriage can be saved, ex NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson is refusing to sign any divorce legal documents.  His estranged wife, Evelyn Lozada, filed for divorce in Florida soon after an argument with Johnson in which resulted in his being arrested for allegedly head butting her.  Lozada required stitches for her injuries.  Johnson was cut by the Miami Dolphins after his arrest and hasn’t caught on with another team yet.

Johnson is sure he can win her back and even had a picture of her face tattooed on his leg to show his devotion to her.  Under Florida law, a judge can grant the divorce anyway even if one of the parties won’t sign the papers, so it’s going down one way or the other.

Meanwhile, actor Tom Arnold said Johnson was “crazy” for tattooing Lozada’s face on his leg.  Arnold speaks from experience; years ago, when his marriage to Rosanne Barr hit the skids, he had her picture tattooed to his chest thinking it would help win her back.  “Stupidest thing I ever did” he says now, adding it took 18 months of laser treatments to get it removed.  He got rid of it “because I knew I would never have sex with anyone until I got that removed”.

Hmm, yeah we can understand how staring at the face of some other woman plastered on his chest might be awkward and destroy the mood.