Deena Nicole Cortese Arrested in Seaside

Now that the cast of Jersey Shore has returned to Seaside Heights to begin filming it new season, the publicity stunts have begun. First, nude photos of Snooki were “leaked.” They turned out to be old photos of the now pregnant Snooki in a bathrobe with her tatas hanging out. Although the Daily Mail thought Snooki would be embarrassed by this turn of events, all Snooki’s reps had to say was that the “old and personal photos” were never meant for online consumption and “It’s a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain.”

But apparently breaking the law is another way to kick off interest in the show and Deena Nicole Cortese did just that, getting drunk and standing in the middle of the street, slapping cars as they drove by. Cortese was taken to police headquarters in Seaside and given a summons on a disorderly conduct charge.

Remember when Snooki was arrested for being drunk and disorderly on the beach and the judge called her a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe.”

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This time around, the judge might have to call Deena a Snooki wannabe.