Secret Life: Love is Love Recap

Turns out Anne IS gay, or at least so she says in the June 5th episode of “Secret Life of the American Teenager.” Anne did take that French woman up on her coffee offer and wound up kissing her. Anne, it seems, is in the “experimental” stage and when Nora finds out, she doesn’t want any part of that. Besides, they are practically in-laws and that would be far too incestuous.

Amy is neither happy nor accepting of Anne’s revelation which upsets Ricky. After all, his mother is gay and he’s fully supportive of that. To tell you the truth, Amy’s reaction seemed pretty natural. While Ricky now was just too totally sure that Anne was gay. One kiss and she felt like one person with a woman she knows she will never see again? Give us a break.

Omar had it out with Adrian over the Grace kiss. Adrian didn’t think it was a big deal, but Omar decided it was. When Grace and Jack showed up in the middle of the argument, Grace wanted another kiss so she could figure out her sexual orientation. Adrian accommodated her seemingly to defy Omar who got pissed and walked out. Jack suggested a do-over and Adrian rolled her eyes.

Ben and Dylan went to her school at night and Dylan lied to the security guard to get in. Ben wanted to leave but Dylan had smore plans. She wanted to make Ben some smores with peanut butter in the science lab. As usual, Ben was no match for Dylan’s wiles.

Leo found out about the $1,200 charge Ben made to apply to Dylan’s school and couldn’t believe Ben thought he wouldn’t find out. But he informs Ben that he won’t be going to Dylan’s school for an entirely different reason. The whole school burned down overnight. Ben nervously inquires if anyone was hurt but Leo says the security guard was sleeping in his car. He wonders why Ben seems overly relieved but Ben plays it off. Ben calls up Alice and they wind up in the sack!

Ashley called Toby over and guess what? They are in love (yawn). But Ashley still doesn’t want to give up flirting with Ricky just to bust Amy’s chops.

Grace decides to go all butch at school, while Adrian is taken to task by a student who really is gay. She finds it offensive that Adrian kissed Grace just so she could get some shock value attention and everyone would talk about her. Adrian was already warned by her mother, Cindy, this could happen, so she starts regurgitating everything she learned from her mom.

Amy generously decides not to intrude on the 4th of July holiday and let gay people have it all to themselves. Now she wants to elope with Ricky — the sooner the better.