Lisa Lampanelli on Jay Leno

Lisa Lampanelli showed off her 80 pounds lighter frame on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on October 17th. Liam Neeson was also a guest and Lisa flirted with him most hilariously. Lisa informed Jay that she had gastric sleeve surgery, meaning they cut out 85% of her stomach. On the significance of losing a whole 80 pounds, she exclaimed: “That’s a person! That’s Sarah Jessica Parker.”

When they showed a before picture of Lisa, she said, “I’m so sexy,” then turned to Liam Neeson and said: “How are you resisting me?”

Liam replied: “I’m not.”

“Don’t get some ideas. I’m Taken 2, no pun intended,” Lisa quipped, but of course the pun was intended since Liam was there to promote his new movie in the first place.

Lisa says her husband, Jimmy Big Balls, also had the same surgery and he lost 66 pounds

It wouldn’t be a Lisa Lampanelli appearance, regardless of how much of her was appearing, unless she came out with something totally inappropriate and outrageous, and Lisa did not disappoint. After saying she tried the Nustrisystem weight loss program, she said. “This Marie Osmond is a lying whore,” said the stuff tastes “like Alpo.”