Lindsay Lohan Tantrum

According to Us Weekly, and various other reports, Lindsay Lohan went ballistic at Bootsy Bellows on Tuesday night and made some pretty crazy remarks about reality star Francesca Eastwood who was celebrating her 19th birthday.

Lohan is supposed to have demanded that Francesca leave the club because she’s not a star, like Lindsay, and is a “nobody.”

It’s the kind of report you really hope isn’t true, but Eastwood’s boyfriend, photographer Tyler Shields, is quoted as saying: “We were celebrating my girlfriend Francesca’s birthday at Bootsy Bellows, and it was a blast. Suddenly, there was a burst of chaos, and as quickly as it started, it was over. After the fact, we were all a bit confused about what just happened.”

We’re confused, too.

After all the legal problems Lindsay Lohan has had, not to mention the bad press, you’d think she’d consider herself lucky that she’s not wearing an orange jumpsuit in jail.

Why anyone would just go barge in on a much younger woman’s birthday party and call her a “nobody” is beyond the scope of our imagination. Jealousy, maybe?

If not, then maybe Lindsay Lohan just has a self-destructive streak that she can’t control when she’s out and about.