Laugh On Quote Roundup: Celebrity Apprentice 4

LaToya Jackson

“People underestimate me because I’m quiet and shy, but guess what? I’m a force to be reckoned with.”

“My experience of being on Celebrity Apprentice was probably one of the best experiences that I could have experienced, and I loved it. I am the only person in Celebrity history to be fired twice, but I look at it as if I was fired once, because the other time — it didn’t count.

Donald Trump

“… So to you, NeNe, I say, you’re fired and you’re a quitter and Star Jones kicked your ass, whether you like it or not.”

“Look Star, we have NeNe. You couldn’t get along with NeNe. We have Meat Loaf who I think everyone gets along with. You couldn’t get along with Meat Loaf. What’s wrong with you?”

NeNe Leakes

“We thought you were strong, Miss Star Jones. Come on back and play, honey. Mmmm. Play with the big girls.”

(to Donald Trump) “You accommodated Star.”

Lil Jon

“NeNe, NeNe, wherefore art thou, NeNe.”

“It’s on, like popco’n.”

Meat Loaf

( to Star Jones): “Don’t you cut me off. How dare you cut me off, young woman?”
“Who the hell do you think you are …”

Star Jones:

“It came down to this. I did not want to place myself in physical proximity with someone who, quite frankly, had behaved in such a deplorable manner. I was not afraid that I would ever sink to NeNe’s level. That’s not my style. But what I was afraid of is she’d attempt to bring me there.”

(to Meat Loaf): “… I don’t owe you an argument and I decline to give you one.”

“If he had said sweetie to me when we were talking about lunch, I would have had no problem. But you don’t say sweetie to a professional woman when you’re having a disagreement with her. It diminishes her and it tends to say I think you’re inferior …”

“I adore Meat Loaf.”