Jesse Metcalfe on Ellen DeGeneres

Dallas star Jesse Metcalfe made an appearance on The Ellen Show on Thursday, March 13th, and really, we wondered what that was all about. He basically talked more about camels in Dubai than he did about Dallas. Plus he was clean shaven, no beard like he has on the show — that beard that gives him 25x more sex appeal. Well, he did have a little soul patch.

Ellen showed pictures of Jesse and his girlfriend (and her brother) riding camels. This trip was in May of last year. He never said his girlfriend’s name (Cara Santana) but he said they had to trade camels because his camel was biting her behind. You’d probably have vivid memories of that a year later, too.

Ellen showed a cover of Men’s Fitness (Middle East version) featuring Jesse and then they got around to mentioning that, unlike the original show, the new Dallas is actually shot in Dallas.