J Lo’s Expensive Secrets

TMZ sez that Jennifer Lopez is suing Hakob Manoukian, her former driver in a counterclaim. Evidently, her ex-employee filed a claim against her alleging that he was forced to resign his position after some kind of public showdown with J Lo’s manager.

Lopez, however, says the real story is a horse of a different color. Manoukian, she alleges, demanded $2.8 million to keep his mouth shut about her secrets that he learned by driving Jenny around the blocks.

Can you imagine a blackmailer demanding that exact figure? Not two and a half million — but 2 point 8 million. It makes it sound like there was a $2 million dollar discount on J Lo Secrets that week.

For her part, no one can say Ms. Lopez is shy. She wants damages in excess of $20 million.