Broadway Limited Quotes: Boardwalk Empire

Nucky Thompson: How’s he still alive after three days out in the cold?
Eli Thompson. He’s fat.
Nucky: bleep‘s that supposed to mean?
Eli: He’s insulated. How should I know? I don’t know. The cold and the buckshot… I’m not a doctor.
Jimmy Darmody: I thought we killed them all.
Nucky: He thought… bleeping Aristotle.
Eli: … He’s got a hole in his belly the size of a grapefruit.
Nucky: Let nature take it’s course. Help it along if you can. And you (to Darmody), you better hope he dies real soon.

Chalky White: I’ma take a bottle count as soon as we done and for every drop goes missing, I’ma take a drop of blood out of one of y’alls asses.
Nucky Thompson: Simon Legree.
Chalky: I don’t give a bleep if they agree or not.

Emily Schroeder: When’s the baby coming, mama?
Margaret Schroeder: I don’t know, dear. The stork must have gotten lost. Eat your egg.

Madame Jeunet: Parlez-vous Francais?
Margaret Schroeder: No, m’am. Small phrases here and there.
Jeunet: Yet I speak your English … Change into this immediatement. Va-t-en!

Nucky Thompson: What happened?
Eli Thompson: The Feds showed up.
Nucky: Which one?
Eli: The prohi with the big head.
Nucky: Van Alden?

Agent Sebso: We just broke about a dozen laws.
Nelson Van Alden: Down here? What laws?

Van Alden: What language is that?
Mrs. Fischbaum: It’s gutter German. Yiddish.
Van Alden: What’d he say?
Mrs. Fischbaum: I can’t!
Van Alden: Word for word! This is a Federal investigation!
Mrs. Fischbaum: He said you should bleep your grandmother with your faggot penis.
Agent Sebso: Little faggot penis.
Canadian Club Shooting Victim: One — Jimmy … masks … (he dies)
Van Alden: And the angel said if any man worships the beast he shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God….
Sebso: Isn’t he Jewish?

Arnold Rothstein: I have it on good authority that a James Darmody of Atlantic City was one of the shooters.
Lucky Luciano. Who’s the other one?
Rothstein: I don’t know, but I bet you’re persuasive enough to get Darmody to tell you.

Nucky Thompson: You could have come see me, you know?
Gillian Darmody: Request an audience with the other peasants?
Nucky: What can I do for you?
Gillian: You promised you would keep him out of trouble.
Nucky: I’m not God, Gillian.

Lucy Danziger: You came to see Nucky.
Margaret Schroeder: Yes, I’m Margaret Schroeder.
Lucy: Bully for you.

Nucky: When you were 10 years old — 11, maybe — I don’t know if you’ll even remember this. President Taft came to town. You were in the crowd. I suppose you were with your dad, but you turned to me and said, “Nuck, what’s a fella gotta do to become President.” I said “Well, you’ve gotta study. Learn everything you can about the world and do a lot of hard work.” And you looked up at me in disbelief and said “Gee, is that all?” I used to think you’d own the world one day. You were like that kid in the Alger story — Ragged Dick. You did everything right…
Jimmy Darmody: Nuck, I’ll do whatever you want…
Nucky: What you’ll do is leave … you’re through here, kid.

Conductor: Broadway Limited going to Chicago Illinois