Quote Roundup: Celebrity Apprentice 4 (May 22nd)

Donald Trump

“Before we go on, I just want to take a second to congratulate Ivanka who is expecting her first child and Don, Jr. and his wife, Vanessa, who are expecting their third. Congratulation, kids! They’re great kids.”

Geoffrey Holder

“7-Up Retro. Ahead of its time. Simply mah-velous!”

David Cassidy

(on Richard Hatch being in jail) I could care — a lot. I think he actually is in the right place at the right time. I honestly think that when you take the low road, where else would you end up but on a cold slab somewhere and, quite frankly, I think it was just.”

Gary Busey

“I am very mysterious when I work”

“… They gave him a kite for his Father’s Day and now Omaha Steaks is selling the meat package with a kite shaped as a rib-eye steak with all the Omaha Steak things, and here is the kite from Omaha Steaks. My idea they took advantage of.”

Donald Trump, Jr.

(to his father): “John Rich did just get you to wear a cowboy hat on national TV. Something I never thought I’d see.”

John Rich

“I know the game. They can’t bulls*t me …”

“No Def Leppard? … Unbelievable! I’m mad at myself for making that mistake.”

“I got myself a lemon. What do you do with lemons? You make lemonade! Pour everybody a big glass of it.”

“The only thing cooler than introducing Def Leppard is introducing Def Leppard twice!”

La Toya Jackson

“Star was using NeNe as her mouthpiece. Star was really manipulating everything that was going on …”

Lil Jon

Somtimes you don’t want Busey-isms but I love Busey-isms.

Marlee Matlin

Geoffrey! Geoffrey! Geoffrey!

John Rich, watch out! Don’t ever underestimate me. I AM the Celebrity Apprentice.

Meat Loaf

The only thing that can top the Globetrotters is a Beatles reunion.

NeNe Leakes

(on Star Jones) “She bothered me a lot. … I was very honest in the things that I said and I stand by them.”

Star Jones

“It was a competition, Mr. Trump, bring your A game.”

(On going out to lunch with NeNe and being best friends) “When pigs fly.”