Ryan Lochte’s Mom: One Night Stands Means Dates

Swimmer Ryan Lochte is becoming quite popular with the female half of the Olympics’ viewing audience. But if anyone out there with any thoughts about hooking up with him should listen to what his mother told NBCs Today.  “He goes on one night stands” she said.

That in itself might be Too Much Information, but his mom did go on to say that Ryan “is not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”  Mrs. Lochte later clarified her remarks to explain she meant “dates” not a”hookups.”

“All I wanted to say is that he’s so sensitive about not wanting to hurt a girl dating, so he just goes and dates and takes out a girl for maybe one or two dates and doesn’t have a relationship because he doesn’t have (time) and it’s not fair to the women.”

Then again, in a story about what goes on in the Olympic Village, Lochte did tell ESPN the Magazine that “70 to 75 per cent of the Olympians” in the Village have sex.  Then there is that 100,000 condoms that were ordered for the London games….

Party on.