Kirstie Alley: Tattoos and Butt Ugly Men

Actress and Dancing with the Stars alum, Kirstie Alley appeared on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” today (1/6/2012), where she sat on her hands just so she wouldn’t touch her hair, a neurotic habit she says her family and friends comment on a lot. Kirstie was trying to win a $1,000 bet that she wouldn’t touch it more than 2 times.

“Don’t look at me,” Kirstie kept telling the audience because that would make her touch her hair and lose the bet.

Kirstie talked about a possible TV series she will be in where she will play an Italian-American, which is why her hair is dark again. She’ll have a Brooklyn type accent.

Dating was also among the topics discussed. Alley says she’s tired of dating “psychos” and “players” and men who are “unwell intentioned.” She plans to shift her focus to “butt ugly men.”

“I’m thinking ugly men might be the solution,” Alley told Ellen, “I’m talking about butt ugly. Because I go for really handsome men and I think butt ugly, they’ll be appreciative, and I don’t think they’ll be calling me Miss Alley … if you’re ugly give me a call.”

The “Miss Alley” part came from a story she told about making out “all night” with a star-struck male half her age who asked permission to call on her again, and even after that session, asked if he should call her “Kirstie” or “Miss Alley.” LOL. Miss Alley? That sounds awful!

Alley has not been married since her divorce from hunky Parker Stevenson in 1996. She dated much younger actor, James Wilder in 1997 and they even got engaged but broke up in 1999. That’s about as far from butt ugly as you can get.

The actress will turn 61 on Thursday, January 12th and also told Ellen she wanted an Aston Martin and a tattoo.

DeGeneres accommodatingly had tattoo artist Dan from L.A. Ink, waiting backstage. They played a game to determine which tattoo she would get — her children’s initials or a heart with an Ellen banner and an arrow through it. Well you know that was fixed cause Ellen won but you know Kirstie wasn’t going to have Ellen’s name tattooed on her, even if her future butt ugly dates wouldn’t mind. She got her kids’ initials tattooed on her wrist.

Kirstie’s kids were adopted when she was married to Stevenson. Their full names are William True Stevenson (age 19) and Lillie Price Stevenson (age 17).

At the end, Kirstie showed off her tattoo birthday present and said she loved it. She seemed to tower over Ellen, but they are actually the same height — Miss Alley just had heels on. They didn’t say whether Kirstie won her bet, but it sure looked like she did – we didn’t even see her use up her 2-touch allowance.