The Naked Kim

All along, we thought it was all about the hokey pokey and it turns out it’s all about the Naked Kim.

Yes we know we should run with the pack and comes up with clever titles like “Kim Kardashian Poses Nude” or “Kim Uncovered on W Cover.” “Kim Kardashian Nude” is probably searched on more than “The Naked Kim,” too. But The Naked Kim sounds like the title of a documentary or classic movie, so color us amused.

Here are some titles from documentaries and movies with the word “Naked” so you can color yourself amused, too:

The Naked and the Wicked (1951): treachery at the opera house with a wicked villain.

The Naked Zoo (1971): Great title, interesting cast, even if we don’t know what Rita Hayworth is doing in a naked zoo.

Naked Celebrity Ambition (2003): A TV documentary featuring lots and lots of celebrities who have shown up in the altogether, in whole or in part. When we say lots of celebrities, we means lots and it includes footage and interviews. They’ve got Madonna, Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Kim Basinger, Kathy Bates, Elizabeth Berkley, Halle Berry, Richard Gere, David Hasselhoff, Hugh Hefner, Elizabeth Hurley, Angelina Jolie, Patsy Kensit, Shelley Michelle, Helen Mirren, Demi Moore, Oliver Reed, Denise Richards, Joely Richardson, Meg Ryan, Brian Sewell, Sylvester Stallone, Pam St. Clement, Sharon Stone, Paul Verhoeven, Barbara Windsor, Kate Winslet and plenty more.

Now back to our regular programming … uh, magazine cover. There is more of Kim Kardashian than just what’s on the cover of W, and she also enlightens us on her progress in the last two years. “I’m so mature now. I’m a grown-up version of myself,” Kim says. She suffered from anxiety in the past over her appearance but because of her reality show, she now says she has such confidence because “everyone is embracing just me ….”

Kim also talked about outrageous tabloid stories and constant pregnancy rumors.

“I’ve learned to ignore everything. In the beginning, I thought I was too sensitive for this. I’d Google myself and it would freak me out. Now, I could care less if they say I’m pregnant with twins by my brother.”

Now if only we could figure out how to get that in a title for The Naked Kim.