Mary Hart: Top Ten List on Letterman

The anatomically perfect Mary Hart, who originated the glass front desk so viewers could see her legs, appeared on David Letterman on May 10th to reveal the Top Ten Things she learned in her 29 years as co-host of Entertainment Tonight.

10. People in entertainment are better than others.

9. In a mug, no one knows what you’re drinking.

8. Most of our celebrities have been to prison.

7. I’ve memorized every celebrity’s birthday. Happy 75th to Laugh-In’s Gary Owens.

6. If you’re not  careful, you could get Leno’d.

5. Watch your personal belongings around Lindsay.

4. Tom Hanks is a total loser.

3.  I still can’t tell the difference between Toby Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal.

2. The words “Entertainment” and “Tonight” are rarely found in the same sentence as Letterman.

1. Nothing.