Sapphire Rings and Royal Nails

Fun Royal Tweets and Twitpics

We checked in on @Gilbert Gottfried to see if he had any tasteless tweets to share about the Royal Wedding, but Gilbert has been too busy promoting his book, Rubber Balls and Liquor, so we’ll just have to make do with the viral wedding ad, “Everybody in the House of Love,” and some other funny and creative stuff.

@JoyVBehar: What did you think of William and Kate’s kiss? I’ve kissed my dog more passionately than that. #RoyalWedding #JoyalWedding

Most Hilarious Royal Wedding Photo:

Joan_Rivers: “…something new: the sapphire ring; something borrowed: the sapphire ring; and something blue: that bleeping sapphire ring!”

JMB3rd: “@paulscheer the coverage of the royal wedding was great now I want to see footage of the royal consummation”

This is funny because royalty really used to have a little team go in and watch the newlyweds do it.

@katyperry just about outdid everyone: “In honor of the Royal Wedding, I present you… My royal NAILS! CONGRATS!”