Weird Avril Lavigne Rumors?

According to the latest rumors floating around, Avril Lavigne’s husband, Deryck Whibley, has “warned” Brandon Davis to “stay away” from his wife in a text message. The headlines are particularly hilarious “Avril Lavigne’s Scared Admirer.” Avril allegedly assured her hubby that the dinner was only business. Must be. If not, how would her husband be able to text Davis anyway?

If, on the other hand, Avril really is stepping out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan’s ex-date, Brandon doesn’t seem too scared, does he?

Maybe they are just planning the art in the new nursery. What nursery? Oh, yeah. Avril is also rumored to be expecting after being spotted drinking soft drinks at Hollywood nightspot Coco De Ville. No, wait, she’s not preggers. According to E! Online, she was spotted downing shots of tequila at Jamie Foxx’s birthday party in Las Vegas last weekend.

Our heads are spinning with all this conflicting weirdness, and we didn’t even have any tequila!

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