Van der Sloot’s Marriage Prospects

Johann Van der Sloot’s hopes of avoiding a murder trial by getting his confession thrown out have been dashed, but according to what he told Dutch newspaper, de Telegraaf, his prospects of becoming a bridegroom and even a daddy are growing daily as news of his notoriety travels around the world.

He claims to have received several marriage proposals and one woman, he bragged, wants to have his baby. Time to break out the psychologists and ask them what makes women do this, eh?

No, not really.

At Fikkle Fame, we don’t give a damn what makes them do it. What we want to know is why prisoners are allowed to get mail from total strangers in Peru. We know the American liberals wanted prison reform for inmates resulting in them getting computers, penpals, conjugal visits and all kinds of humane treatment, but we thought they were tougher than that in Peru.

We were thinking they maybe grabbed Joran by those dumbo ears and bounced his head off the wall a few times and all the time, they were just letting him get love letters from the saviour complex crew.

Color us disappointed.

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