The Disingenuous Miss Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan claims to be baffled by the public fascination with her life and the paparazzi’s obsession with her. In her Playboy interview, she says: “”I have no idea why there is this fascination with everything I do. I suppose it is all part of this trend of people wanting to know every single detail of a celebrity’s life.” Magazine spreads on her courtroom attire, she feels, is “just so unimportant.”

Well, not really. Everyone knows people love to gossip, and of course, people want to know what she chooses to look like when she has to appear before a judge. And no one can say she disappoints. Showing up with nails that spell out the f word? Wearing shoes that cost over $400?

But even as she ponders the mysteries of celebrity gossip, she has no qualms about making a cool million by posing for Playboy Magazine in the buff. On the already leaked Playboy cover, Lindsay appears wearing nothing but a par of black stilettos and red lipstick sitting on a backwards bunny chair. Airbrushed to the max, she doesn’t look a thing like some of her recent less-flattering photos where she appeared to be suffering the effects of her ill-advised lifestyle and was even compared to Donatella Versace in one!

She should be grateful she gets all the attention or she wouldn’t have even gotten that offer.

A few years ago, Jennifer Aniston was constantly in the media because her then-husband Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie. Like Lohan, Miss Aniston decried all the publicity, saying it was enough already — “it’s none of your (expletive) business.” At the same time, she appeared on GQ’s cover with nothing on but a tie.

Conclusion: The best time to snap up those nude photo offers is when the paparazzi is obsessed with you, even if you don’t know why.

Lindsay’s Playboy spread will hit newsstands in hard copy on Friday, Dec. 16.

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