Published on October 11, 2009 by the boss · 1 Comment
Playboy Magazine has announced that Marge Simpson, the blue-haired spouse of bumbling, lazy Homer Simpson, will be appearing nude in their November 2009 issue. Featuring a cartoon character is a first for Marge Simpson Will Be First Cartoon Character in Playboy Magazine! Playboy, but what about that Marge? It’s quite a departure from the norm for a character who is the mother of 3 children and the stabilizing force of the family force. Marge has never even been unfaithful to her oaf of husband, even though she has been pursued by characters such as Frenchman Jacques (in the episode, Life in the Fast Lane). It’s sure to cause quite a stir in toon-land. There will be outrage, shock and even competitive jealousy, and if there’s a decline in morals of the future cartoon generations, we can all thank Playboy.
Betty Boop will certainly not be happy. The wasp-waisted boop-oop-a-doop cartoon veteran just oozes sex appeal and thinks Marge is a frump. Betty was sporting mini-skirts before they were even invented and Betty’s been around a lot longer than Marge. Uh … That didn’t sound right, did it?
I love Marge!