Charlie Sheen’s Off the Hook (Again)

According to Charlie Sheen, his Plaza Hotel episode was “totally overblown and overplayed.” Sheen took a private jet back to his home in L.A. and texted RadarOnline.com, saying “Oh, man, I’m fine.” He also said he knows what really happened but plans to keep it under wraps.

TMZ.com meanwhile revealed the name of the woman who was in Charlie’s suite. She is porn star, Capri Anderson, 22, whom Charlie met at the bar inside The Plaza and later took out to dinner with his entourage.

Sheen agreed to pay a $7,000 damage bill, and although he acknowledged drinking like a fish and using cocaine before all hell broke loose, no drugs were found in the room, according to the report in the New York Daily News.

Colorado isn’t going to charge Charlie with violating his probation even though he went berserk and locked Capri in the closet, and his original charges in Colorado involved getting violent with this third wife, Brooke.

We’re not surprised, are you? Hell, we wouldn’t be surprised if they threw him a ticker tape parade and gave him the keys to the city with a year’s supply of funny brownies.

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