Billboard Top 50 Not So Sexy Sexiest Songs

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1. (Let’s Get) Physical – Olivia Newton-John (1981)
2. Tonight’s The Night – Rod Stewart (1976)
3. I’ll Make Love To You – Boyz II Men (1994)
4. Too Close – Next (1998)
5. Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye (1973)
6. Hot Stuff – Donna Summer (1979)
7. Do That To Me One More Time – Captain & Tennille (1980)
8. Like a Virgin – Madonna (1984)
9. Kiss You All Over – Exile (1978)
10. Da Ya Think I’m Sexy – Rod Stewart (1979)
11. Honky Tonk Women – The Rolling Stones (1969)
12. Lollipop – Lil Wayne (2008)
13. Bad Girls – Donna Summer (1979)
14. I Want To Sex You Up – Color Me Badd (1991)
15. You’re Makin’ Me High – Toni Braxton (1996)
16. Promiscuous – Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland (2006)
17. Ring My Bell (1979)
18. The First Night – Monica (1998)
19. Candy Shop – 50 Cent feat. Olivia (2005)
20. Afternoon Delight – Starland Vocal Band (1976)
21. Shake You Down (1987)
22. Freak Me – Silk (1993)
23. Do Me! – Bell Biv Devoe (1990)
24. Ignition – R. Kelly (2003)
25. Smack That – Akon feat. Eminem (2006)
26. Romantic – Karyn White (1991)
27. Love In This Club – Usher feat. Young Jeezy (2008)
28. All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You – Heart (1990)
29. Slow Hand – The Pointer Sisters (1981)
30. Work It – Missy Elliott (2002)
31. Slegehammer – Peter Gabriel (1986)
32. Lady Marmalade – Labelle (1975)
33. Love To Love You Baby – Donna Summer (1976)
34. Sexual Healing – Marvin Gaye (1983)
35. Unskinny Bop – Poison (1990)
36. Bump N’ Grind – R. Kelly (1994)
37. Pour Some Sugar on Me – Def Leppard (1988)
38. Pillow Talk – Sylvia (1973)
39. Feel Like Makin’ Love – Roberta Flack (1974)
40. Slow Motion – Juvenile feat. Soulja Slim (2004)
41. Rub You The Right Way – Johnny Gill (1990)
42. Raspberry Beret – Prince (1985)
43. Dim All The Lights – Donna Summer (1979)
44. I Want Your Sex – George Michael (1987)
45. Wild Thing – Tone-Loc (1989)
46. Me & U – Cassie (2006)
47. Freak Like Me – Adina Howard (1995)
48. Sexy Can I – Ray J & Yung Berg (2008)
49. She Bop – Cyndi Lauper (1984)
50. Urgent – Foreigner (1981)

YES, THEY ARE NUTS! And here is the list by decade:

1960s
11. Honky Tonk Women – The Rolling Stones (1969)

1970s
5. Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye (1973)
38. Pillow Talk – Sylvia (1973)
39. Feel Like Makin’ Love – Roberta Flack (1974)
32. Lady Marmalade – Labelle (1975)
2. Tonight’s The Night – Rod Stewart (1976)
20. Afternoon Delight – Starland Vocal Band (1976)
33. Love To Love You Baby – Donna Summer (1976)
9. Kiss You All Over – Exile (1978)
6. Hot Stuff – Donna Summer (1979)
10. Da Ya Think I’m Sexy – Rod Stewart (1979)
13. Bad Girls – Donna Summer (1979)
17. Ring My Bell (1979)
43. Dim All The Lights – Donna Summer (1979)

1980s
7. Do That To Me One More Time – Captain & Tennille (1980)
1. (Let’s Get) Physical – Olivia Newton-John (1981)
29. Slow Hand – The Pointer Sisters (1981)
50. Urgent – Foreigner (1981)
34. Sexual Healing – Marvin Gaye (1983)
8. Like a Virgin – Madonna (1984)
49. She Bop – Cyndi Lauper (1984)
42. Raspberry Beret – Prince (1985)
31. Slegehammer – Peter Gabriel (1986)
21. Shake You Down (1987)
44. I Want Your Sex – George Michael (1987)
37. Pour Some Sugar on Me – Def Leppard (1988)
45. Wild Thing – Tone-Loc (1989)

1990s
23. Do Me! – Bell Biv Devoe (1990)
14. I Want To Sex You Up – Color Me Badd (1991)
22. Freak Me – Silk (1993)
3. I’ll Make Love To You – Boyz II Men (1994)
15. You’re Makin’ Me High – Toni Braxton (1996)
4. Too Close – Next (1998)
28. All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You – Heart (1990)
35. Unskinny Bop – Poison (1990)
41. Rub You The Right Way – Johnny Gill (1990)
26. Romantic – Karyn White (1991)
36. Bump N’ Grind – R. Kelly (1994)
47. Freak Like Me – Adina Howard (1995)
18. The First Night – Monica (1998)

2000 and Up
30. Work It – Missy Elliott (2002)
24. Ignition – R. Kelly (2003)
40. Slow Motion – Juvenile feat. Soulja Slim (2004)
19. Candy Shop – 50 Cent feat. Olivia (2005)
16. Promiscuous – Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland (2006)
25. Smack That – Akon feat. Eminem (2006)
46. Me & U – Cassie (2006)
12. Lollipop – Lil Wayne (2008)
27. Love In This Club – Usher feat. Young Jeezy (2008)
48. Sexy Can I – Ray J & Yung Berg (2008)

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