Ashton Kutcher ‘Two and a Half Men’ Takeover

Ashton Kutcher has been officially confirmed as the replacement for Charlie Sheen in “Two and A Half Men.” While Ashton says he isn’t really taking Charlie Sheen’s place, you can count on him working his a$s off to entertain everyone.

And how does Charlie Sheen feel about that? According to TMZ, Charlie bears Ashton no ill will: “Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so am I!!” But Charlie still is angry at “Two and A Half Men” executive producer,  Chuck Lorre:  “Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton.  There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”

The word is that Chuck Lorre is coming up with a brand-new way to write Ashton’s character into the show.

We think it’s pretty funny, ya know? Ashton is of course married to actress, Demi Moore, who was once engaged to Charlie Sheen’s brother, Emilio, back when Ashton was only out of diapers a few years. Demi was also in a movie called “Wisdom” with both Emilio and Charlie Sheen. Emilio played a guy named John Wisdom who goes on a bank-robbing spree and a 22-year-old Charlie had a cameo as the manager of City Burger.

We don’t know if there is any karmic significance to that, but we hope the absurdity of it has not escaped the Winning Warlock’s thought processes, or he is at least singing “it’s a small world, after all.”

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