Ann’s Democrat Roast

Ann Coulter entertained the audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference, while taking pot shots at Obama, Sarah Palin, and even the late Senator Ted Kennedy.

Sarah Palin, she joked, has “created at least 11 jobs fact-checking at the AP for the Palin autobiography.”

Congratulating Republicans for recent victories in state election, she pointed to Massachusetts in particular, note that Scott Brown’s election “must have [Ted Kennedy] rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.”

As for former Senator John Edwards–he certainly has shown Coulter that he’s no “faggot” as she called him at the same convention 3 years ago, but Ann was right on it anyway, calling him “America’s baby daddy” and “the only candidate for vice president on a major party ticket with his own sex tape … which, starting next week, will be available in the Clinton library gift shop.”

Speaking of Bill Clinton, she also had a joke about his recent heart attack problems: “When the doctors asked him what his symptoms were he said it felt like two interns were sitting on his chest. … He just had to have a stent surgically inserted into his boxers.”

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